Some Short Jokes collection in English Language

Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?

Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.

Conductor: what if you lose both?

Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

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Once old man asks:

When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.

But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!

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A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever".

Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"

boy,"No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"

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Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.

Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible...

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Man: How did you compromise with your wife?

Husband: She came to me on her feet.

Man: and what she said?

Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...

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'Life is very short and we must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes you smile from inner heart is really worth for you. Some short jokes are really capable of doing the same. So never forget to live present