Short Jokes between teacher and students – A special collection


Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..

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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!

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An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: "Thank god I am not a gynecologist."

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Student1 :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Student 2: OK
Student 1: A white horse fell in the mud.

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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."

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Two student were chatting:
First: Do you know what is snake's favorite subject?
second:, no, you tell.
first: Hisssstory!!!

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Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!

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Jazzy: My father is pregnant, I will soon have brother.
Teacher: How can it be? It is not possible.
Jazzy: My mother had abdominal pain last month, than i got a little sister, now my father is undergoing the same pain.!!!

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Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?
Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55...

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short jokes on teacher-student..
Teacher : if you want to make your character good, then say all woman 'Mother'.
Student: well that will make my character good, but what about my Father ??


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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

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Man: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Woman: Who cares?!

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2 November 2013 10:40

Teacher:Can you see god?
Students:No.
Teacher:Can you touch god?
Student:No.
Teacher:Then there is no god.
Bitto:Mam,can you see your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Can you touch your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Then you don't have a brain.


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