Jokes between father and son – a special funny collection
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Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet.
seat with your toothbrush
seat with your toothbrush
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Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad?
Father replied :Because it had too many problems.
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Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!
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Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad?
Father replied :Because it had too many problems.
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Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!
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Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son: well, yes and no !!!
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Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done right thing.
Son: but mom I was sitting on dad's lap.
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Once in a bar, one guy said to another..
"I slept with your mom last night."
after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.
After a while... he laughs and says: Let's go home, Father, you are drunk....
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Once there were three Ladies.
First Lady:-My husband's hair color is Black,So i will wear Black Dress for tomorrow Party.
Second Lady:-My husband's hair color is Yellow,So i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party.
Third Lady questioned:My Husband is bald,So what should I ???!!!
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The boss returned after lunch in a cool mood and he called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes, which he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
He asked 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?
she replied-'I don't have to laugh,'
Because 'I'm this leaving Friday.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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'First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity? Second girl: No, it''s imagination.'
Son: well, yes and no !!!
=============================================
Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done right thing.
Son: but mom I was sitting on dad's lap.
=============================================
Once in a bar, one guy said to another..
"I slept with your mom last night."
after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.
After a while... he laughs and says: Let's go home, Father, you are drunk....
=============================================
Once there were three Ladies.
First Lady:-My husband's hair color is Black,So i will wear Black Dress for tomorrow Party.
Second Lady:-My husband's hair color is Yellow,So i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party.
Third Lady questioned:My Husband is bald,So what should I ???!!!
=============================================
The boss returned after lunch in a cool mood and he called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes, which he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
He asked 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?
she replied-'I don't have to laugh,'
Because 'I'm this leaving Friday.
=============================================
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
=============================================
'First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity? Second girl: No, it''s imagination.'
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27 Responses to “Jokes between father and son – a special funny collection”
16 August 2013 at 10:16
Nice Collection.!
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5 November 2013 at 21:35
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22 June 2014 at 20:16
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet.
seat with your toothbrush
is very funny joke..... i like it very much
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